Joke

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband.

"I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me."

"My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away."

"I know, but a letter marked "Private, for George only" came for you this morning and I opened it."

He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come in?"

"In the postscript," she answered.

"It said: 'Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George.'"