INSULTS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
You're the best at all you do---and all you do is make people hate you.
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
If you ever tax your brain....ask for change.
It's your life---but I wish you'd trade it in for a rusty Swiss army knife.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would not eat.
May you live another day or two.
I admire you because you have the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.
For a ' going away ' present you would be perfect.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Insulting Quotes
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