Morris went to his lawyer Birnbaum and told him, "My neighbour owes me £500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," Morris replied.
"Okay, then write him a nasty letter asking him for the £1000 he owes you," said the lawyer Birnbaum.
"But it's only £500," Morris insisted.
"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will then have the proof we need to nail him."
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Saturday, March 15, 2008
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