Joke

Bubba was walking through a town one day when he saw a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything".

Bubba could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?"

The salesperson said "Yes, everything".

Thinking this was too good to be true Bubba said "OK then could I have a sweater for a chicken?"

The salesperson said "A sweater for a chicken? Hold on I will have to check the stock out the back." Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one sweater for a chicken"

"How much?" asked Bubba. "Three dollars." replied the salesperson.

"Three dollars for a sweater for a chicken - excellent." said Bubba. So away he went as happy as can be. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he should check out his purchase, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.

He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the salesperson "Hey, I asked you for a sweater for a chicken and you have given me a condom - what's going on?"

The salesperson replied, "Sorry buddy, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of sweaters for chickens, all we had left was a pullover for a cock."