Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to 'rip out a man's genitals through his wallet'. -Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. -Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. -Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. -Robert De Niro
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job and don't want it. -Bill Cosby
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? -Hugh Grant
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the General has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." -Elayne Boosler
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Dustin Hoffman
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. -Elizabeth Taylor
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." -Jerry Seinfield
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. -Rod Stewart
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. -Robin Williams
Saturday, April 5, 2008
MEN AND WOMEN, CELEB-STYLE
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