Joke

I am passing this to you because it definitely worked for me, following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The Article said: "The way to achieve inner peace, is to finish all the things you've started".

So, today I have finished a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Red Wine, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Perma Frost, my entire supply of Prozac, a pint of Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream and a large box of Chocolates.

Damn... if I don't feel better already!

If you know anyone who is in need of inner peace, you'd be helping them by passing this message along to them.