Joke

1. We were taking six children on a camping trip. I drove the lead car with our gear, and my husband followed in the station wagon. At a tollbooth, I realized that we hadn't divided the cash supply, and my husband didn't have any money. I paid a double toll, explaining to the woman attendant, "I'm paying for the car behind me. He has all those children and no money."

Without cracking a smile, she replied, "Good! Keep him that way, Honey!"


2. Okay, it's official. I'm getting old.

The other day I was walking back to my car from the grocery store. Coming into the store was this smoking hot 19, maybe 20 year old blonde. Boy, was she gorgeous!"

My thought?

"I wonder what her mother looks like."


3. I had put in an 18-hour day at work and was upset to find my four-year-old Zack asleep in bed with my husband when I got home.

Zack squirms so much it is impossible to get a decent night's sleep when he is with us. Exhausted, I collapsed into his bed instead, where I slept better than I had in years.

The next morning, I asked my husband, "Why was Zack in bed with you?"

"Oh," he replied, shrugging, "he wet his bed, and I was too tired to change his sheets."



4. Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking Arabic.

The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers, "Don't blow our cover! You're in America now. Speak Spanish!"