The Shower

Ray shows up at the bar all out of breath so Dewey asks him what the hell is
wrong with you?

So Ray says "I've been running from the cops but I finally lost them"

Dewey then asked "what the hell did you do?"

Ray replied "I was pissing in the shower and the cops showed up to arrest
me!"

"That's not against the law" said Dewey,

"That's what I thought," said Ray.

"But those guys at Home Depot sure must of thought it was"