If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.
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Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir . But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description? '
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'
Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police decide to go on a survival weekend together to see who comes out on top.
After some basic exercises the trainer tells them that their next objective is to go down into the woods and catch a rabbit for their supper, returning with it ready to skin and cook.
Night falls. First up - the SAS. They don infrared goggles, drop to the ground and crawl into the woods in formation. Absolute silence for 5 minutes, followed by the unmistakable muffled "phut-phut" of their trademark silenced "double-tap". They emerge with a large rabbit shot cleanly between the eyes. "Excellent!" says the trainer.
Next up - the Para's. They finish their cans of lager, smear themselves with camouflage cream, fix bayonets and charge down into the woods, screaming at the top of their lungs. For the next hour or so the woods ring with the sound of rifle and machine-gun fire, hand grenades, mortar bombs and blood curdling war cries. Eventually they emerge, carrying the charred remains of a rabbit. "A bit messy, but you achieved the aim; well done", says the trainer.
Lastly, in go the coppers, walking slowly, hands behind backs, whistling the theme tune from Dixon of Dock Green. For the next few hours, the silence is broken only by the occasional crackle of a walkie-talkie "Sierra Lima Whisky Tango Fanta One; suspect headed straight for you..." etc. After what seems an eternity , they emerge escorting a squirrel in handcuffs. "What do you think you are doing?" asks the incredulous trainer "Take this squirrel back and get me a rabbit like I asked you to do five hours ago!". So back they go. Minutes pass. Minutes turn to hours. Night drags on and dawn breaks. Finally, the trainer and the other teams are awakened by the police, holding the handcuffed squirrel, now covered in scrapes and bruises, one eye swollen shut. "Are you taking the micky?!?!" asks the now seriously irate trainer. The police team leader nudges the squirrel, who squeaks: "All right, all right. I'm a rabbit!"
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.
The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Flaherty. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Flaherty, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
It seemed pretty weird when I read the story for the first time. In Brazil, strangers on a beach found a person kissing a young girl, and with all the stories about child molestation, particularly when the skin color of the man and the girl were different, and it was not immediately apparent that the 2 were related. However, as a result of a complaint, the man was put in prison and faces a long jail term if convicted. The mother of the child, the man's wife, denies that anything improper happened, but the man has already spent a week in jail for this charge (link to article):
There is growing controversy in Brazil over the arrest of an Italian tourist held after kissing his eight-year-old daughter in public. Witnesses told police the man allegedly touched the girl in an intimate way. Under a strict new law partly designed to combat child sex abuse in South America's largest country, he faces eight to 15 years in jail if convicted. However the wife of the arrested tourist says it was all a misunderstanding by witnesses who had misinterpreted seeing a foreign white man with a young darker-skinned girl. She told the Brazilian state news agency if there was any suggestion the claim was true she would not hesitate to take her daughter's side, and recalled that she had been present the whole time.
When people are charged with a driving offence, they normally obey all the rules and laws, and desist from whatever activity for which they are were charged, since they do not want to suffer further problems (further driving problems could mean points on the license, or problems in getting insurance, and so on). However, once in a while there will be a person who will not care too much about the offence, and is even willing to take offensive action if charged with something (link to article):
A north Queensland man who was allegedly caught driving unlicensed twice in one day and became irate and has been charged with assaulting police. The 19-year-old was given a notice to appear in court for unlicensed driving about 10am (AEST) on Monday, and about 30 minutes later, the same officer saw him allegedly driving the same car, police said. The officer was questioning the man when he allegedly became aggressive and punched his car's window, smashing it. He then allegedly kicked the side mirror of the police car and punched the police officer. While struggling with the man the officer was allegedly assaulted by a 15-year-old male youth who was in the man's car.
Suppose you are the mother of a bonny toddler, and life is hectic for you. You need to handle the child as well as make sure that your house is running fine. So you may need to run around, do shopping while carrying your baby. However, children do not follow the rules that adults have; they can cry whenever something is disturbing, they can seem like an inconvenience to other people and so on. However, nothing can justify what this apparent stranger did when he got irritated by the behavior of this child (link to article):
A Georgia man allegedly slapped a toddler at a Walmart store because she wouldn't stop crying, authorities said. Roger Stephens, 61, was arrested Monday and charged with first-degree cruelty to children. An incident report obtained from police in Gwinnett County indicated Stephens did not know the 2-year-old girl he stands accused of hitting. The mother said a stranger later identified as Stephens approached them and said, "If you don't shut the baby up, I will shut her up for you." A few moments later, while the mother and the crying child were in another aisle, Stephens allegedly grabbed the girl and slapped her across the face.
Now, he has been charged with cruelty to children, and one would think that it is perfectly justified that he has been charged with such a crime.
A fast paced action movie, with a fair amount of drama, a wrong court decision, and the need to get revenge (and clear his name) were some of the parts that made The Fugitive a very famous and commercially successful movie. The movie was nominated for a clutch of Oscars, and also earned more than $500 million worldwide. It helped that it starred 2 famous actors in the person of Harrison Ford (very famous for Star Wars and Indiana Jones), and Tommy Lee Jones. The movie also got good reviews from critics, making it really successful (it is not always seen for a movie to be both commercially successful and earn praise from critics). The movie was released in 1993, and was based on a television series that aired on ABC between 1963 and 1967. The series ran for 4 years (interestingly, the first 3 seasons were in black and white, and the fourth season was in color). The movie has the same premise, where a doctor is charged for the murder of his wife, and escapes in order to prove his innocence.
The movie has principally 2 characters - Harrison Ford as Dr. Richard Kimble, and Tommy Lee Jones as Deputy United States Marshal Samuel Gerard. Dr. Kimble has been charged for the murder of his wife, based on the fact that his wife made a call to 911 which apparently led to Dr. Kimble being blamed for the murder. In addition, there was no evidence to back the claim of Dr. Kimble that a man with an artificial hand was responsible for the murder (there were no signs of somebody breaking into the house, there were no other fingerprints on the gun). Dr. Kimble was charged for murder, and convicted by a jury, sentenced to die. However, on the way to prison in a bus (along with other convicts), there is a disturbance inside the bus that causes the bus to fall onto the path of an oncoming train. In the disturbance. Dr. Kimble manages to run away and is now being pursued by the United States Marshal service, led by officer Samuel Gerard. Kimble manages to change out of his prison uniform, shave, and alter his appearance, but Gerard is soon on the chase, and manages to corner him inside a storm drain inside a dam. The only option for Kimble to survive is by jumping into the flow of water falling from the dam, and he does so in a fairly spectacular shot. Now, Kimble is on a mission to find people who have received a prosthetic arm, while striving to be hidden from the police who is chasing him. In the middle of this, while hidden in a hospital, he even saves a boy by altering the diagnosis and sending him to emergency surgery. Kimble even heads to the jail to try to find the one-armed man, but is not able to find him. He eventually gets into the home of a former police office called Frederick Sykes (Katsulas). Sykes was there in Kimble's list since he had received a prosthetic arm. It is in Sykes's home that Kimble finds evidence of what could have caused the attacks at Kimble's home, as well as the involvement of somebody close to Kimble. Can Kimble save himself from the police, and expose the involvement of others ?
The Fugitive was nominated for 7 Oscars: Won: Best Supporting Actor - Tommy Lee Jones Best Picture (lost to Schindler's List) Best Cinematography (lost to Schindler's List) Best Sound Effects Editing (lost to Jurassic Park) Best Film Editing (lost to Schindler's List) Best Original Music Score (lost to Schindler's List) Best Sound (lost to Jurassic Park)
Dus is a fast-paced action thriller starring a number of Bollywood stars Sanjay Dutt, Sunil Shetty, Abhishek Bachchan, Shilpa Shetty, Pankaj Kapoor, Esha Deol and Zayed Khan. The movie was released in 2005, and was a decent hit (costing around Rs. 20 crore, and earned a revenue of Rs. 43 crore). The movie was directed by Anubhav Sinha, with production by Nitin Manmohan and Sohail Maklai. Music was by Vishal-Shekhar, and Ranjit Barot. The movie was fairly long, being around 2 hours & 20 minutes. Music for the film became quite popular, and the title song of 'Dus Bahane' was a hit. The movie also had a twist, in that one of the popular heroes was sacrificed at the climax of the movie, something that a lot of movies avoid. The movie is about the effort of the Anti Terrorist Cell (working somewhat similar to what you would expect the RAW to function, but without all the glamour that the movie depicts) to stop a massive bombing of which it does not have much information, and for which there are only 10 days left. Sanjay Dutt is the head of this organization, with the name of Siddhant Dheer. Along with him, his younger brother Shashank Dheer (Abhishek Bachchan), Aditya Singh (Zayed Khan), Aditi Kumar (Shilpa Shetty) are the others in the organization. Neha (Esha Deol) is an agent in Canada who starts the entire process, by reporting the existence of a plan being spear-headed by Jambwal, about whom they do not have any information, and whose identity they do not know.
The movie attempts to play the game of multiple double-crossing, about people betraying each other, about people not being who they claim to be. Because the ATS does not know the identity of Jambwal, they cannot even confirm that if they catch a person, whether that person is Jambwal or not. And this happens when they catch Mehendi (Pankaj Kapoor), an agent of Jambwal who is terrified of Jambwal. They are trying to interrogate him to find out more Jambwal, but they land in more problems. The car provided to them by Neha is rigged to explode if it slows down (English movie Speed?), so who is Neha. Zayed Khan is a bomb expert who can detect if a bomb is planted, and what are the chances of defusing it in time. They are further trying to not reveal their plan to the Canadian police, even though the plan involves the terrorists bombing a stadium where a match is ongoing, so as to attack the Indian Prime Minister who will be there to attend the match (on May 10th). They uncover traitors in their midst, although each of these traitors extract a cost. The action peaks in the end, as they are at the stadium where there are multiple bombs planted, and their mission is to get the bombs away without loss of life (with the bombs being constructed of C4, a military explosive (where did terrorists get C4 from?)). The movie is a much watchable movie, be sure to watch (although the logic can sometimes fail).
Videos of songs from the movie:
Dus Bahane (Sung by KK, Shaan)
Deedar De (Sung by Sunidhi Chauhan)
Chham Se (Sung by Sonu Nigam, Shaan, Babul Supriyo, Sunidhi Chauhan, Sapna Mukherjee)
Lyrics from the movie Dus:
Dus Bahane: Here Now Here Now, Everybody Put Your Hands Up In The Air Now Here Now Here Now Everybody Put Your Hands Up In The Air Uski Aankhon Mein Baatein, Baaton Mein Jadoo ( Say Here Now Here Now )-2 Uski Aankhon Mein Baatein, Baaton Mein Jadoo Jadoo Mein Kho Gaye Hum Hogaye Beqabu I Looked At You, You Looked At Me,Aur Hogayi Mushkil And You Became My Destiny Tuhi Meri Manzil ( Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil Legaye Dil Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil )-2
Here Now Here Now, Everybody Put Your Hands Up In The Air Now Here Now Here Now Everybody Put Your Hands Up In The Air Yeh Dil Topehle Aisa Nahin Tha Kisne Behkaya Aisa Sapna Dikhaya Kyun Yeh Aankhein Meri Dekhe Ussi Ko Soche Bina Hi Usse Apna Banaya Kyun Jeena To Marne Se Ab Hai Kahi Mushkil Khudko Jo Khoya To Woh Hogaya Haasil ( Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil Legaye Dil Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil )-2
Here Now Here Now, Everybody Put Your Hands Up In The Air Now Here Now Here Now Everybody Put Your Hands Up In The Air Kisne Kisiko Haske Bulaya Baatein Banake Koi Jadooo Sa Chalaya Tha Bas Dekha Dekhi Dil Se Hui Thi Duniya Bhulake Koi Aaise Dil Pe Chaya Tha Kiske Bin Kya Hoga Yeh Kh Sake Na Dil Khudko Yeh Samjhana Ab Ho Gaya Mushkil ( Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil Legaye Dil Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil )-2
Uski Aankhon Mein Baatein, Baaton Mein Jadoo Jadoo Mein Kho Gaye Hum Hogaye Beqabu I Looked At You, You Looked At Me,Aur Hogayi Mushkil And You Became My Destiny Tuhi Meri Manzil Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil Legaye Dil Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil (dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil Legaye Dil Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil) - 2
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Hain Ishq Toh Ishq Toh - 2 Hain Ishq Toh Ishq Toh Gale Se Laga Le - 2 Ek Jhalak Ko Ankh Taras Gayi - 3 Aa Saamne Aur Tham Le Teri Aamanat Yaar Main Deedar De Deedar De Deedar De Deedar Le Deedar De - 2 Hain Ishq Toh Ishq Toh Gale Se Laga Le
(Abhi Koi Armaan Rang Na Laya Abhi Koi Dil Ko Chal Nahi Paya) - 2 Abhi Koi Aankhon Mein Sapna Nahi Hain Abhi Koi Jadooo Chal Nahi Paaya Tu Pyar Ki Yeh Kashtiyan Kar De Jara Ve Paar Re Deedar De Deedar De Deedar De Deedar Le Deedar De - 4
(Abhi Koi Dil Main Jashn Hua Hain Abhi Koi Taza Zakhm Mila Hain) - 2 Abhi Khamoshi Bhi Khamosh Si Hain Ke Koi Mujhko Soch Raha Hain Bechainiya, Betaabiyan Karne Lagi Singar Ve Deedar De Deedar De Deedar De Deedar Le Deedar De - 4 Hain Ishq Toh Ishq Toh Gale Se Laga Le - 2 Ek Jhalak Ko Ankh Taras Gayi - 3 Aa Saamne Aur Tham Le Teri Aamanat Yaar Main Deedar De Eedar De Deedar De Deedar Le Deedar De – 2
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Chham Se
dil kutch kehta hain lab kutch kehtey hain behke behke se hum hote hain jo kehna chahe woh keh bhi jaye aaise lamhe toh kam hote hain pyar mein koi nayi baat nahi yeh aaisa jo ho jaye dhunde nigaahein jab har pal usko apna dil kho jaye aankhon mein kyon chehra uska thodasa dhundhlaye re cham se woh aa jaye cham se aa jaye cham se woh aa jaye man pe cha jaye cham se woh aa jaye cham se aa jaye
mausam ka har andaz bhi teri adaa ban gaya chahat ka yeh ehsaas bhi teri wafa ban gaya tera chehra aankhon mein tera pehra khwaabo mein kabhi dil ki raaho mein yeh hota hain ho jaaye de cham se woh aa jaye cham se aa jaye cham se woh aa jaye man pe cha jaye cham se woh aa jaye cham se aa jaye
jaayegi jab tu deke judaai bhi tanha si hogi dilki tanhai bhi ehsaas tere dil ka aankhon semeri chalka betaab hoke jab uski hi yaad mein dil ghabraye re cham se
dil kutch kehta hain lab kutch kehtey hain behke behke se hum hote hain jo kehna chahe woh keh bhi jaye aaise lamhe toh kam hote hain pyar mein koi nayi baat nahi yeh aaisa jo ho jaye dhunde nigaahein jab har pal usko apna dil kho jaye aankhon mein kyon chehra uska thodasa dhundhlaye re cham se woh aa jaye cham se aa jaye cham se woh aa jaye man pe cha jaye
Dhoom 2 was released in 2006, as a much awaited sequel after the success of Dhoom (2004). The movie was directed by Sanjay Gadhvi (who had earlier directed Tere Liye (2000), Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai (2002), and Dhoom (2004)), and after the success of Dhoom, he was the natural choice for shooting this movie as well. The movie had a tough initial act to catch, since the original Dhoom had fast paced action in terms of bike action, as well as the glamour quotient. So, in Dhoom 2, they had to improve on both the glam as well as on the action scenes - so you had Aishwarya Rai and Bipasha Basu as the hot female leads along with Abhishek Bachchan, Hrithik Roshan, and Uday Chopra; the action was also accelerated with cliff shots, landing on a train, and numerous other action sequences.
The movie was also a bit controversial since a kiss scene between Aishwarya and Hrithik was removed, since Aishwarya was becoming a part of the Bachchan household. Besides this however, there were some specialties in the movie, with more focus on the dashing villain, Hrithik rather than on Abhishek (there was speculation on why Abhishek settled for a much lower role). The movie had some great songs by Pritam, with lyrics by Sameer.
The movie follows the same track as the earlier Dhoom, with the police inspector chasing a thief who seems to disappear into thin air, and keeps on cocking a snook at the police. In this movie, the thief is played by a Mr. A (Hrithik Roshan) as he is in the habit of leaving a 'A' symbol after each robbery. There is a great action scene where he steals a beautiful English crown by sky diving onto a train that is in the Namibian desert. As usual, he is pursued by ACP Jai Dixit, who is accompanied by his Sub Inspector Ali Akbar (Uday Chopra), and by his former classmate ACP Shonali Bose (Bipasha Basu). And then there is the entry of Sunheri (Aishwarya Rai), who wants to get close to Mr. A as his fan, but who is actually working for the police. Mr. A trains her, and takes her along for another robbery in Brazil, but there Hrithik discovers that Sunheri is working against him, and threatens her. She is in love with him by that time, and ends up turning over to his side. In the end, even though their robbery is a success, they are not able to escape, and in a daring cliff confrontation, there is a staged death of Mr. A. In the end, they show Mr. A and Sunheri together in a restaurant, where ACP Jai also walks in.
Videos of songs from the Movie, Dhoom 2
Crazy Kiya Rai (Aishwarya is hot) (sung by Sunidhi Chauhan)
Dil Laga Na (Sung by Sukhbir, Soham Chakraborty, Jolly Mukherjee, Mahalaxmi Iyer, Suzanne D'Mello)
My name is Ali (Sung by Sonu Nigam, Bipasha Basu)
Touch me (Sung by K K, Alisha Chinoy)
Dhoom again (Sung by Vishal Dadlani, Dominique Cerejo)
Kiss between Hrithik and Aishwarya Rai in Dhoom 2 (censored later)
Lyrics of songs from the movie:
Crazy Kiya Re
chori chori kiyaa re, dil ye dil liyaa re - 2 jaadu se jaadu kiyaa……kiyaa re jaagi soyi rahoon, khoyi khoyi rahoon, uski yaadon mein, uske khwaabon mein jhoome jiyaa re………crazy kiyaa re
naa usko pataa, naa uski khataa main uspe mar gayi, zaraa usko bataa, dheere dheere ikraar mein, kabhi kabhi intezaar mein , uske hi pyaar mein………jhoome jiyaa re…crazy kiyaa re
main yahaan bhi gayi, main wahaan bhi gayi, sochaa pal pal use, main jahaan bhi gayi din ho yaa raat ho woh mere saath ho jab uski baat ho…jhoome jiyaa re……crazy kiyaa re
chori chori kiyaa re, dil ye dil liyaa re - 2 jaadu se jaadu kiyaa……kiyaa re jaagi soyi rahoon, khoyi khoyi rahoon, uski yaadon mein, uske khwaabon mein jhoome jiyaa re………crazy kiyaa re
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My Name is Ali
Tu tururu… tar up tu… Tura tura barap tu… taruptu… Excuse me to please Tu tururu… tar up tu… Tura tura barap tu… taruptu…
My name is ali Sun zara manchali Dil chura ke mera Tu kahaan chali Excuse me to please Mujhe neend ab na aaye Meri jaan chali na jaaye Tune dil mein to machadi khalbali Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please
Tu tururu… tar up tu… Tura tura barap tu… taruptu…
Bandda What? Main seedha saadha Says who? Mujhe nahin pata Ae dilruba Yeh ho raha hai kya Jaadu tera jab chaaye Pagal yeh mujko banaaye Kaisi aag mere seeney mein jail Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please
Tu tururu… tar up tu… Tura tura barap tu… taruptu…
Tu hai Yes Meri tammanna Cool Main tere pyar mein Khumaar mein Sanam yun kho gaya Teri har ada behkaaye Kaise yeh dil samjhaaye Sari raat bekarari mein dhali Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please
My name is ali Sun zara manchali Dil chura ke mera Tu kahaan chali Excuse me to please Mujhe neend ab na aaye Meri jaan chali na jaaye Tune dil mein to machadi khalbali Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please Excuse me to please
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Dil Laga Naa
(dil lagaa all I want to do it what dil jalaa i wanna dhoom dhoom dhoom what) - 2
(dil lagaa naa dil jala se dil jala jaayegaa ishq kar naa ishq hi tujhe tadpaayegaa) - 2 koi ye maane naa koi ye jaane naa maine toh jaanaa hai ishq leta hai jaan (dhoom dhoom just take my life dhoom dhoom just break my heart dhoom dhoom just tear apart) - 2 aa lele tu meri jaan
yeh ishq hai rab ki duaa yeh ishq to sabko huaa yeh junoon hai nashaa hai sukoon hai mazaa hai diloon ki sadaa hai yeh tu jaan le oh yeh love hai forever yeh love choote never yeh love for you dilbar meri maan le
koi ye maane naa koi ye jaane naa maine toh jaanaa hai ishq leta hai jaan dhoom dhoom just take my life dhoom dhoom just break my heart dhoom dhoom just tear apart aa lele tu meri jaan
kisko pataa yeh pal naa ho jo aaj hai kal naa ho oh yeh love takes you higher yeh love hai desire yeh love to hai fire yeh love takes you far yeh jalaa de, mita de vafaa de, dagaa de yeh hai ek sazaa koi ye maane naa koi ye jaane naa maine toh jaanaa hai ishq leta hai jaan dhoom dhoom just take my life dhoom dhoom just break my heart dhoom dhoom just tear apart aa lele tu meri jaan
dil lagaaa dil jalaa - 2
(dil lagaa naa dil jala se dil jala jaayegaa ishq kar naa ishq hi tujhe tadpaayegaa) - 2 koi ye maane naa koi ye jaane naa maine toh jaanaa hai ishq leta hai jaan (dhoom dhoom just take my life dhoom dhoom just break my heart dhoom dhoom just tear apart) - 2 aa lele tu meri jaan
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Touch Me
teekhi teekhi teri akhiyaan, chhooke chhooke behkati hai, dekh dekh naa yun mujhko, hosh hosh le jaati hai, deewaanaa dil kahin kho jaaye naa, humse khafa koi ho jaye naa touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me soniyaa - 2
chhod chhod meri raahon ko, taubaa taubaa dar lagtaa hai, aisi vaisi teri baaton se, ishq vishk saa jagtaa hai, deewaanaa dil kahin kho jaaye naa, humse khataa koi ho jaaye naa touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me soniyaa - 2
roke naa ruke, mere yeh kadam tute naa kahin, jaanaa har kasam rehne de zaraa, thodaa paas laa paagalpan kare mann hai manchalaa deewaanaa dil kahin kho jaaye na, humse khafaa koi ho jaaye naa touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me soniyaa - 2
naa main hosh mein, naa tu hosh mein behke naa kahin dono josh mein sine mein kahin sholaa saa jale yaaraa ishq pe kiskaa bas chale deewaanaa dil kahin kho jaaye naa, humse khataa koi ho jaaye naa touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me soniyaa - 2
teekhi teekhi teri akhiyaan, chhooke chhooke behkati hai, dekh dekh naa yun mujhko, hosh hosh le jaati hai, chhod chhod meri raahon ko, taubaa taubaa dar lagtaa hai, aisi vaisi teri baaton se, ishq vishk saa jagtaa hai, deewaanaa dil kahin kho jaaye na, humse khataa koi ho jaaye naa touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me soniyaa
For those who were earlier shocked at the separation between Princess Diana and Prince Charles, and some of the lurid tales of affairs and other such juicy stuff that was revealed over the years. However, the concept was still that the Palace was a serious place, and that everything over there would be formal, and maybe a bit boring. However, if you read about the antics of some of the police inside the Palace, you would find that things can get pretty interesting inside the palace (link to article):
Police officers responsible for protecting the British royal family handled firearms when drunk, traded pornography and steroids and sat on Queen Elizabeth II's throne in comical poses, it has been alleged in a London court. At one point Cooper "suggested" there had been a procedure among armed officers at the palace whereby one officer on duty would sleep while the others kept watch for their superior. The court also heard that officers protecting the royals lost more than £250,000 ($365,800) to a spread betting venture called "The Currency Club," one of a number of apparently successful sidelines Page allegedly set up to clear spiraling debts, PA said. Cooper suggested that McGregor had been "one of those police officers" using mobile patrols to deliver cash to other police officers based in Royal Protection who were involved in financial matters.
The image of police and that of the palace has been totally serious in the past, but maybe no longer.
* A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.
* A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."
* A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When asked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one man, and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's lying on the ground and screaming 'You ain't nothing but a hound dog.'"
* Another person called to report he had the hiccups.
* A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had "stuff" coming from his navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found was belly-button lint.
* A male complainant called and requested police call gas stations on all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.
* A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse in her house.
* Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and was in a tree outside.
* A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than hers, in her driveway.
* A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.
* A guy called to ask if they delivered dope. When the person answering told him it was the Sheriff's Department, he hung up.
* Another winner called to ask when the Cinco de Mayo celebration was. (Cinco de Mayo means the 5th of May)
* A female complainant called to request a police officer come to her residence to change the battery in her smoke detector. She couldn't reach it.
* A drunk called 911 to order a pizza.
* A woman called to report that someone had trespassed on her property. When asked how she knew this, she reported that the person had trimmed her rose bushes, and she knew it was her next-door neighbor.
* A person called to find out the number to the police station
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Paris,Tennessee.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fell into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off, though it was a fine, dry summer's night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
A police officer pulled over a red Corvette after it had run a stop sign.
"May I see your driver's license and registration please?"
"What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me."
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"It's no joke, sir."
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."
"You've sure got a lot of time on your hands. What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately!"
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."
"Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.
"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange Officer: May I see your driver's license Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle Driver: It's not my car.. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!! Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation Captain: Sir, can I see your license Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call over the police radio, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"
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