A hillbilly was on trial for making moonshine whiskey.
A young neighbour of his was being grilled by the prosecutor.
"Did you ever get any whiskey from him?" asked the prosecutor.
"No, sir!", said the neighbour.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"' he asked.
"No, sir," said the neighbour.
"Did you ever get any from his daughter?" asked the prosecutor.
The young neighbour thought a minute and said "Your Honor, are we STILL talking about whiskey?"
Friday, July 18, 2008
Getting whiskey from your neighbor
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