AUSSIE SLANG

* Going for a McShiT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit with Lies.

* Greyhound
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* Johnny-No-Stars
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

* Monkey Bath
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa! Aa!".

* Mumbler
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc., i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

* Mystery Bus
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with great looking people when you come back in.

* Picasso Arse
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

* Salad Dodger
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* Swamp-Donkey
A deeply unattractive woman.

* Tart Fuel or Bitch Piss
Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

* Titanic
A lady who goes down first time out.

* Two-Bagger or Double Bagger
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off).

* Up on Blocks
Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".