Fitting everything into a purse

As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat.
Later, I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my
bag.

When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me. One
man handed me my pocketbook, two typewritten pages and a box containing the
contents of my purse.

"We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I
think you'll find everything there."

As I started to put my belongings back into the pocketbook, the man
continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried,
none of us could fit everything into your purse - and we'd like to see just
how you do it."