I have a new hero. I just read today about a Slovak man who was trapped in his car under an avalanche and freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realized the snow would fill his car before he managed to
break through.
He had 60 half-liter bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realized he could urinate on the snow to melt it.
He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. I'm beginning to believe Homer Simpson when he said, "Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Beer, solution to all problems
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