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Saturday, May 17, 2008

MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS

* Light travels faster than sound . This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

* He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

* Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

* The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

* If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

* If the shoe fits, get another one just like it for the other foot...

* The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

* Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

* The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

* When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who are not smart to enough to get out of jury duty.

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