Wrong number girlfriend

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman.

"Is Mike there?" I asked confused.

"Umm, he's in the shower," she responded.

"Would you please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and immediately hung up.

When he didn't return the call, I angrily dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said.

"The heck you are!" I exclaimed. "You're not my boyfriend!"

"Lady, I know that," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half hour."