Pirate sayings

Things Overheard At The Dinner Table That Show You're Child Is A Pirate

“You can flog me, but I’m not eating creamed spinach.”

“I’ve buried me treasure in the mashed potatoes.”

“I’ll need another ration of grog if you expect me to eat these peas.”

“Your tuna noodle casserole would be perfect to fill cracks in the deck.”

“This chicken tastes like the parrot I was forced to eat after being
marooned on an island for 30 days.”

“I wouldn’t serve brussel sprouts to even the prisoners in the brig.”

“If I eat all my food, can I plunder the neighbors before I go to bed?”

“This burger is fatty enough to grease a mast.”

“Too many vegetables -- too little shark.”

“What did they do with the last cook’s body after he was hung from the
yardarm?”

Bumper Stickers For A Pirate's Minivan

Rum: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Is my sailing bad? Call 1-800-PREPARE-TO-BE-BOARDED.

Caution: I brake for buried treasure.

Don't blame me, I'm from the Dry Tortugas.

God must love stupid landlubbers, he made so many of them.

I do whatever my parrot tells me.

Become a pirate, meet interesting people, and plunder ’em.

My pirate kidnapped your honor student.

My dog’s scurvy but I still love him.

I killed a bottle of rum just to watch it die.