Funny: Some jokes

Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Russian Government.

Govt. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?"

Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."

Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?"

Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."

Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?"

No reply.

Government official asks the question again. And still not reply.

Finally he shouts, "Moishe, why don't you reply?"

Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."

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An illegal immigrant picked up a hooker.

"How much you charge?"

"$100."

"You do it 'Immigrant Style'?"

"No."

"I pay $200 for Immigrant Style."

"No," she said, not knowing what Immigrant Style was.

"I pay $300."

"No."

"$400."

"No."

He worked his way up to $1,000 and she thought, "I've done it every other way possible; how bad could Immigrant Style be?"

"Okay," she agreed.

They did it in every way and in every position for hours. When they were finally finished, the exhausted hooker said, "I was expecting something perverted or disgusting but that was fun! So what exactly is Immigrant
Style?"

The illegal immigrant replied, "Simple: You send bill to government!"