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Thursday, February 11, 2016

Funny: Some jokes

A ladder was placed against the bedroom window of a burning house, and a young fireman rushed up.

Inside was a curvy brunette in a see through nightie.

"Aha," said he, "You're the second pregnant girl I've rescued this year!"

"But I'm not pregnant," indignantly exclaimed the brunette.

"You're not rescued yet either."


Back in the old days, the USSR Prime Secretary ordered the soviet scientists to build a telescope he could use to watch the Americans.

So they built and it was beautiful. When he came to test it, he looked through it and saw a big city with lots of skyscrapers.

He said, "Is this the New York? Where's that building they call Empire State?"

The scientists pushed some buttons and the Empire State building came to be seen.

"What are those large photos on that building?" he asked.

The scientists pushed more buttons, and the large photos that came into focus turned out to be those of Marx, Engels and Lenin; the grandfathers of communism.

"Hey, what happened to the Americans? Are they crazy, showing large photos of our Communist Fathers on their streets? Show me what the text below says." More buttons pushed revealed the text below the photos:

"Don't grow beards like these! Use Gillette!"

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