Jokes

1. This blonde wakes up in the middle of the night to find her house on fire. Panicked, she dials 9-1-1 and screams "My house is on fire, you've got to come put it out".

"Okay, ma'am, could you tell us how to get there?" and she says "Duuuh, in the big red truck!"


2. A young missionary on his first term in Africa was reading his Bible in a clearing when a lion came up and laid down beside him.

As he quietly prayed for deliverance, another lion came out of the bush and laid down by his other side. Convinced that this was a test of his faith, he returned to reading his Bible. As soon as he did, the two lions pounced on him and devoured him.

Moral: Don't try to read between the lions.