Humor: You May Be A Nurse If...

• You occasionally park in the space with the "Physicians Only" sign, and knock it over.

• You always follow the rules, but you're wise enough to forget them sometimes.

• You have seen more 'moons' than the Hubble telescope.

• You own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them.

• You believe that saying, "It can't get any worse," causes it to get worse just to show you that it can.

• You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.

• You've ever thought that a blood pressure cuff would be an excellent gift for Christmas.

• You've ever spent more money on a stethoscope than on a car payment.

• You believe any job where you can drive to work in pajamas is a cool job.

• The ER is a mixture of can do, can't do, and why not!

• You consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil.

• You know it's a full moon without having to look at the sky.

• Eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly natural.

• You've been exposed to so many x-rays that you consider it a form of birth control.

• You've ever had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm afraid of needles."