Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his
parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking
him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they
returned home.
"Great," Johnny replied.
"Did you and your father have a good time?"
asked his mother.
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A bishop discovered a tribe of Indians in the Yukon who
had never recorded a baptism, confirmation, or marriage. The bishop soon
rectified the situation by baptizing and confirming everyone. He also married
every beaming couple that walked by.
Later, the tribal chief told the bishop the tribe had
never had so much fun. The bishop asked the chief which part they enjoyed the
most.
"The marriage service," the chief said,
smiling. "We all got new wives!"
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Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friends
house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes
and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake."
"No," replied Tommy, "but I asked Mrs.
Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more
pieces without me asking."
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While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in
Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in the nearby city of Adak. They'd
lost contact with one of their planes and needed the Coast Guard to send an
aircraft to find it.
I asked the man where the Navy aircraft had last been
spotted so we would know where to search.
"I can't tell you," the Navy man said.
"That's classified."
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