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Thursday, January 8, 2015

Humor: Gender of non-living things

You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example...

1) Ziploc Bags-

They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers-

They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire-

Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon-

Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges-

Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page-

Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway-

Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass-

Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer-

Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control-

Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. 

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