Joke: No money this week

Two friends meet on a Miami street. One looked forlorn, and
almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey, how
come you look like the whole world caved in?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an
uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's not bad."

"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin
I never knew kicked the bucket , and left me eighty-five
thousand free and clear."

"Sounds like you should be grateful."

"Last week my great aunt passed away. I inherited almost a
quarter of a million."

"Then how come you look so glum?"

"This week........ nothing!"