Humour: Some Facts About Men

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during the
play-off season of any sport.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals/tennis shoes

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to
get a bikini wax.

Men don't get cellulite. Most women believe for that reason alone, God
might just be a male.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because
their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually
button and zip in the back. Women may need men emotionally and
sexually, but they also need men to help them get dressed easier and
quicker.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she
will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his
closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.