Joke: A high flying reporter

His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone to
call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane
would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He
jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go."

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in
the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and
make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News," he responded. "And I need
to get some close up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, "So, what
you're telling me, is ... You're NOT my flight instructor?"