Joke: Forgot where I put the baby

Due to an experimental medical technique, an 90-year-old woman was able to
give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and
went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother, "I'll make coffee for all of you and then you
can play with the baby for a while."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new
baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another half hour had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby
now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"When it cries," she told them.

"WHEN IT CRIES?" they exclaimed. "Why do we have to wait until the baby
cries?"

"Because I forgot where I put him."