Joke: Playing music the whole day

There was a young Scottish lad named Angus who decided to try life in
Australia . He found an apartment and settled in. After a week or two, his
mother called from Scotland to see how her son was doing in his new life.

"I'm fine," Angus said, "but there are some really strange people living
here in Australia . One woman cries all day long, another lies on the floor
moaning. And there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall
all the time."

"Well, me wee laddie," says his mother, "I suggest you don't associate with
people like that."

"Oh," says Angus, "I don't, Ma'am, I don't. No, I just stay inside me
apartment all day and night playing me bagpipes."