Jokes

1. Joyce was really embarrassed and said to her husband, "I'll never go anywhere again with you as long as I live." Mark wanted to know what he did to cause such an outburst?
"You asked Mrs. Johnson how her husband was standing the heat...and he's been dead for two months!"


2. When my mother was called for jury service, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. Since I am an attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect.
Asked about the occupations of family members, Mom answered, "My son is a lawyer."
As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney. "Only to mow my lawn," she said.