Jokes

1. A man named Gerry asked his doctor if there was a test to help him determine if he was gay. The Doctor said, "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants." Gerry pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed his testicles and told him to "say 55."
Gerry said "55." The doctor then grabbed Gerry's penis and told him to "say 55." Gerry said "55." The doctor then told Gerry to turn around, and putting a finger in Gerry's anus he once again told him to "say 55."
.......... Gerry said "1...2...3..."



2. Seen my new secretary?" asked the businessman. "Yeah," his buddy replied," she's gorgeous." "Well, she's a Robot, the latest model from Japan." "Jeez, that's amazing! What can she do?"
"If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types 185 wpm for you. And when you screw her it feels better than the real thing."
"Sounds perfect." "l almost got hurt once, though."
"How?"
"Well," he grimaced, "let's just say I didn't know her ass was a pencil sharpener."



3. This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and
singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?"
She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?" "Your name never came up..." she replied.



4. There was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle. One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away. She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog. Nobody had seen him that night, but the next morning she met a little boy who said that he had seen a stray dog.
The dog he described matched hers exactly. Upon finding out this information she asked the young boy, "Have you seen my Titswiggle?"
Then the boy said, "No, but can that be my reward?"