Reasons for divorce

Why she married him - he was such a "strong man"
Why she divorced him - he was such a "dominating male."

Why he married her - she was so "fragile and petite."
Why he divorced her - she was so "weak and helpless."

Why she married him - "he knows how to provide a good living."
Why she divorced him - "all he thinks about is business."

Why she married him - he was "happy and romantic."
Why she divorced him - he was "shiftless and fun-loving."

Why she married him - he was "the life of the party."
Why she divorced him- "He never wants to come home from a party."

Why he married her - she was "steady and sensible."
Why he divorced her - she was "boring and dull."

Why she married him - he had a "nice and satisfying stick"
Why she divorced him - his "stick was satisfying all other holes in the house except hers".