Jokes

1. MORNING SEX

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her And then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, .......
'The egg timer's broken.'



2. "HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"