Ten Signs That Your Life Is About To Change

11. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay
Pride parade.

10. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.

9. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of
a highway, you suddenly run out of gas.

8. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four
bridesmaids, and six pallbearers.

7. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I
dont do autopsies."

6. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins
with "Dear Weenie...".

5. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following
diaglogue box: "ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)".

4. You receive an invitation from the Oval Office to "chew the fat".

3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using
radioactive material as tooth-filling.

2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-haul van and a
truck which looks very similar to the one on the Beverly Hillbillies.

1. Your twelve-year-old daughter suddenly develops a craving for
pickles and ice cream.