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Thursday, February 26, 2009


1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans
make noise with their mouths?

3. Why doesn't the government do something about

4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did
he have ulterior motives?

5. Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans
serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to
do anything for us?

6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.

7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.

8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of
their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas
and can openers in the first place?

9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?

10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky
just to let them know who's boss!

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