Joke: Take 4 of your friends

The old panhandler living in New York hears that his brother is very sick in
Los Angeles. By working day and night for a week he is able to beg enough to
buy his airplane ticket.

He arrives at Kennedy Airport , goes to the ticket counter, and plunks down
all the money. The clerk at the counter counts it and says to the man, "I'm
sorry, Sir, but you're a nickel short."

The panhandler tells the clerk that he'll be right back. He runs out in
front of the terminal and stops the first man he sees. "Mister, can you let
me have a nickel, so I can get to California?"

The stranger flips him a quarter and says, "Here, take four of your
friends."