Joke: Explain to your grandmother

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9 year-old baseball
players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team
is?

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a
team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you
shouldn't argue. curse, attack the umpire, or call him bad names. Do you
understand all that?"

Again the boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a
chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a 'dumb
idiot', is it?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your
grandmother."