Adult: Show me yours too

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair.

The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a
wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not
even down there."

That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never
seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the
bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."

The next day, Mrs.Schmidlap asks the girl and the two of them go into
the bedroom and the girl strips and shows her.

Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"

So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her.

That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're
satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."

Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four
guys I play poker with in the closet with me."