Joke: If you are lost

Last summer, my husband took me camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along some outdoor-survival lore.

One day we got lost hiking in the deep woods. He tried the usual tactics to determine direction... moss on the trees (there was no moss), direction of the sun (it was an overcast day), etc.

Just as I was beginning to panic, he spotted a small cabin off in the distance. He pulled out his binoculars, studied the cabin, turned and led us right back to our camp.

"That was terrific," I said. "How did you do it?"

"Simple," he replied. "In this part of the country all the TV satellite dishes point south."