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Wednesday, September 24, 2008


I wanted a haircut and phoned a salon early for an appointment but was told customers were taken on a walk-in basis only.

On Saturday I got there by 9 a.m and there were already ten people waiting. I drove to another salon, but it was booked solid. Still another had no openings. The situation seemed hopeless, so I went home.

My husband greeted me at the door. "That was fast," he said cheerfully. "Your hair looks great!"


The cell phone people say there's absolutely no danger from cell phone transmissions.

Boy! It didn't take those tobacco executives long to find new jobs, did it?


I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor - I was needy.

Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy - I was deprived.

Then they told me that underprivileged was overused - I was disadvantaged.

I still don't have a dime, but I have a great vocabulary!


Teacher: If you had $1.00 and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Little Johnny: "I would have $1.00."

Teacher: "You don't know your arithmetic!"

Little Johnny: "You don't know my father!"

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