Jokes

1. Sally had three very active boys.

One summer evening she was playing cops and
robbers in the back yard after dinner.

One of the boys "shot" his mother and yelled, "Bang! You're dead."

She slumped to the ground and when she didn't get
up right away, a neighbour ran over to see if she had been hurt in the fall.

When the neighbour bent over, the overworked mother opened one eye and said,

"Shhh. Don't give me away. It's the only chance I've had to rest all day".


2. Send someone over quickly!" the old woman
screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are
climbing up toward my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice
replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"



3. mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's
plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.

As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother
noticed a man directly behind her daughter
dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over
his body and carrying a shrunken head. The
daughter introduced this man as her new husband.

The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment
and screamed, "I said for you to marry a Rich Doctor! a Rich Doctor!"


2. Little Johnny was staying with his granny for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he
came into the house and asked her, "Granny, what's that called when 2
people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling".
Little Johnny just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with
the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Granny, it
isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called "Bunk Beds". And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."