My friend is engaged in a major custody battle.
His wife doesn't want him and his mother won't take him
back.
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Friends took their first-grader on a car trip to Canada .
To help pass the time, the boy practiced his new reading skills by calling out
road signs. He fell asleep just before they entered Quebec .
When he awoke he saw the French highway signs and said in
a worried tone, "I think I forgot how to read while I was asleep."
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My son had just turned 15 when I finally decided to talk
to him about sex. To insure private time, I brought him on a ski trip and began
our talk on the chair lift so he couldn't escape.
"Do you know about girls and babies?" I asked.
He nodded but cut me off.
The next ride up the ski lift, I brought it up again,
only to have him look away in silence.
On the third trip, already knowing I had waited too long,
I bluntly asked, "Son, would you like to talk about sex?"
"Gee, Dad," he responded, "is that all you
ever think about?"
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