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Monday, August 25, 2014

Humor: Modern three laws of love

Universal law:

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money . "

First law:

"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."

Second law:

" The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

Third law:

"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

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