Reasons to be Thankful you Burnt the Bird on Thanksgiving

· Salmonella won’t be a concern.

· Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.

· Uninvited guests will think twice next year.

· Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.

· Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps.

· No one will overeat.

· The smoke alarm was due for a test.

· Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.

· You’ll get to the desserts even quicker.

· After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play
football.

· The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.

· You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.