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Thursday, August 21, 2008


----> Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

----> Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

----> The proctologist called...they found your head.

----> Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

----> Save your breath...You' ll need it to blow up your date.

----> Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

----> I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

----> WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship

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