Blonde Selling a Car...

A blonde was having a hard time selling her car because the odometer showed
more than 230,000 miles. One day, her dark-haired friend gave her some
advice.

"There's a way to make the car easier to sell," said the brunette, "but it's
not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the frustrated blonde. "I just want to get
rid of the stupid thing!"

"Okay," said the brunette. "Take the car to this address. It's a friend of
mine who owns a repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he'll 'fix' it. You
shouldn't have a problem selling it after that."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About a
month later, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you ever sell your car?"

"Heck no," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on
it!"