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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Joke: Three men died and went to hell

When they get there the devil asks the first guy why he was there and
he replied "I have a drinking problem." so the devil puts him in a
room with every kind of alcohol he can imagine, then he locks the door.

He then asks the 2nd guy why he was there the guy then says, "I can't
stop cheating on my wife." The devil then puts him in a room with the
hottest girl ever and locks the door.

Then he asks the last guy why he was there he reply "I'm a pot
smoker." So the devil locks him in a room with lots and lots of pot.

In a hundred years the devil comes back and unlocks the first door
and the guy comes out and says," I will never drink again!" so the
devil sends him to heaven.

He goes to the 2nd door and opens it and the guy comes out and says"
I will never look at another woman again!" so the devil sends him to heaven.

Finally he goes to the third door and opens it and goes in and there
is the pot smoker sitting there with tears coming down his face.

When devil asks him what is wrong he replies, "Hey man you got a light??"

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