Is atheism a non-prophet organisation?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him ... is he still
wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp"; to have an "S" in it?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole aeroplane made out of that stuff?
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