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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Jokes

1. A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor.
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out screaming, as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her
story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and
demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, she has four
grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up asked,
"Does she still have the hiccups?"



2. Funny Jokes - Three Nuns....

Three nuns were in the church discussing various rumors about the local priest.
The first nun reported, "I was going through Father's office the other day, and
do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"
The other nuns gasped. "What did you do?" they demanded.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied.
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in the Father's room putting
away the laundry, and I found a bunch of condoms!
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns, stunned at this apparent violation of the priest's chastity vow.
"What did you do???" they asked.
"I decided to teach him a lesson," said the second nun. "I poked holes in all of the condoms!"
The third nun fainted.

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