2 quick jokes - military related

The army medicel officer was testing a base's water supply: "What precautions do you take against infection"? he asked the sargent in charge.

"We first boil the water,Sir," said the sargent.

"Good then"?

"We filter it."

"Excellent,then?"

"Then to be safe,we drink beer."
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Conversation between two eagles flying high in the sky when they see a jet

aircraft speeding by:

First Eagle: Wow,just look at the bird fly!

Second Eagle: So would you if your tail was on fire!