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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Some quick jokes


A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?"

His response was, "My mother can."

The teacher replied, "Really?"

The young boy was quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."


A construction site foreman had 10 very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please raise his hand."

Nine hands went up.

"Why didn't you raise your hand?" he asked the 10th man.

"Too much trouble," he answered.

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