Gnome Partition Editor

GParted is the Gnome Partition Editor application. Before attempting to use it, here is some basic background information.

A hard disk is usually subdivided into one or more partitions. These partitions are normally not re-sizable (making one larger and the adjacent one smaller) The purpose of GParted is to allow the individual to take a hard disk and change the partition organization therein, while preserving the partition contents.

GParted is an industrial-strength package for creating, destroying, resizing, moving, checking and copying partitions, and the filesystems on them. This is useful for creating space for new operating systems, reorganizing disk usage, copying data residing on hard disks and mirroring one partition with another (disk imaging).

GParted uses GNU libparted to detect and manipulate devices and partitiontables.

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Celebrate The 25th

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to
hear us, OK?" Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
George asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively, "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price." "Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!" George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"

TEN SIGNS HE ONLY WANTS TO GET LAID

1. Watching a nature show where animals fornicate, he keeps winking and doing the eyebrow thing.

2. When you ask him what kind of car he likes to drive, he solemnly replies, "The skin bus to tuna town," and then laughs until he cries.

3. You note that integrity is so important in a man, he notes that what he looks for in a "chick" is "you know."

4. He whispers, "you're beautiful," to your thighs, then glances up at your face and says, "oh you, too."

5. When you comment on the rarity of men these days who seek mature relationships, he giggles quite a bit.

6. In conversation with others, he refers to you as his "quality tail."

7. Washing dishes after you've cooked him dinner for the first time, you reach behind you to take the paper towels off the paper-towel rod and then realize that you don't own a paper-towel rod.

8. When you're insulted by his "motel" suggestion at the end of your first date, he looks impressed and says, "hotel."

9. When you proudly recount your glorious high school valedictory speech to him, he praises "your multi-talented mouth."

10. When you tell him what you do for a living, he stares at your breasts and loudly asks, "What do they do?"

WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX

* A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.

* You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.

* You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.

* Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.

* Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you.

* Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.

* A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.

* A red snapper won't cry if you call it a flounder.

* You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.

* If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.

* A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut.

* It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.

* Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.

* You're never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.

* Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.

Recipe: HOT FUDGE SUNDAE

HOT FUDGE SUNDAE

The popular all-time favourite.

Cooking Time : 10 min.
Preparation Time : 25 min.

Serves 10.

For the fudge sauce:

150 grams (5 oz.) plain chocolate
75 grams (3 oz.) sugar
9 tablespoons of boiling water
3 tablespoons butter
3 tablespoons golden syrup
2 teaspoons vanilla essence

For topping:

roasted almonds
chopped walnuts

For the ice-cream:

2 ltrs (3 1/2 pints) milk
3/4 teacup sugar (approx.)
3 level tablespoons cornflour
400 grams (14 oz.) fresh cream
2 teaspoons vanilla essence

For the ice-cream:

1. Keep aside a little cold milk and boil the rest of the milk with the sugar for 5 minutes.
2. Mix the cornflour in the balance cold milk and add to the mixture.
3. Boil for 1 minute while stirring all the time. Cool.
4. Beat the cream very lightly, add to the mixture and mix very well.
5. Add the vanilla essence and mix very well.
6. Check the sweetness and adjust to your liking using sugar or lemon juice.
7. Prepare the ice-cream in an ice-cream churner.

For the fudge sauce:

1. Grate the chocolate.
2. Heat the sugar, water and butter and cook until the sugar has melted.
3. Add the golden syrup and the grated choclate.
4. Cook until the chocolate melts completely.
5. Cool a little and add the vanilla essence.

How to serve:

1. Pour a little warm sauce in a long stem glass. Put a little ice-cream, some sauce and again a little ice-cream. Top with roasted almonds or with chopped walnuts.